leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

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Getting third wheeled should be my official profession.


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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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eyecandy4thesoul:

Yes. Yes I do. 
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